Do people actually read this section? Well, I guess you do... In any case, while we have you here, we just would like to warn you that attending Pachanga's 'HAUNTED ISLAND' Halloween Party can be straining on the body. It is a very common occurrence to get the urge to dance uncontrollably as your mind and soul will take over your body and guide it into a realm of bliss and ecstasy... We don't sell miracles, but we sure can help to make your two left feet possess the skills of the likes of Elvis Presley, Micheal Jackson, Bruno Mars, and Justin Timberlake... Well at least in your out-of-control mind you will be!!!